Tuesday, July 29, 2014 Monday, July 28, 2014

Sometimes dreams and cool and sometimes they just fuck me up like why wasn’t that real

I rly like this pic of me and my pup

I rly like this pic of me and my pup

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Big thank you to everyone reblogging and sharing my gofundme link. Greatly appreciate it. I love you all :’)

Friday, July 25, 2014

Anyone see that bullshit seaworld commercial? “We care about killer whales so much we keep them in a bathtub and profit off of their exploitation and abuse! “

Anonymous said: Are you gay

Are you NOT!?!?

Anonymous said: Where do you go to college/summer school?

Why? You wanna go to class for me??

Thursday, July 24, 2014

To all of these followers I’m losing: either you don’t like my haikus or you don’t like the gays.

Either way gtfo

Anonymous said: haiku subject: lesbian sex

onehappyvegan:

My favorite thing
Finally someone who knows
What they are doing

Anonymous said: You hate kids? HAHAHAHA that's so funny! Any reason why?!

they suck

Anonymous said: Pregnancy, flowers, giraffes

I hope I never
Get pregnant with a human
I fucking hate kids

Daisy, lily, rose
Orchids, iris, peony,
Look like vaginas

Oh my goodness, lord
It’s so long I can’t believe
Giraffe, you sicko

Anonymous said: haiku subject: lesbian sex

My favorite thing
Finally someone who knows
What they are doing

freelance-exorcist said: Haiku subject: bunnies

Bunnies are okay
Unpopular opinion
I prefer puppies

foxheartx said: Subjects: me, periods, beagles, chocolate

You are so damn fine
You have so many butt plugs
You’re living the dream


Like a shark attack
All over my underwear
Guess I’m not pregnant


The greatest puppies
Beagles are dopey and cute
And my only friends


Coursing through my veins
The sweet sweet serenity
Some damn chocolate