5 Essential Food Groups:
- Nutritional yeast
So there’s this customer at my job and he’s a vegan and wants to start his own animal rescue center and “live off the land” and travel and do yoga every day and he’s also getting married so I quit.
I just pulled out a straw in class instead of a pen.
The amount of time I spend singing to my dog is reversely proportional to the amount of times I get asked out on dates.
I judge the success of my day based on my bowel movements.
In my mind Ted Mosby is the lead singer of The Decemberists
Happy Valentine’s Day My Loves
A time to love your family, friends, lovers, yourself, strangers, and the earth.
Daiya pizza and Grey’s Anatomy
Sometimes when I eat bananas by themselves they taste EXACTLY like cotton candy bubble gum why!!!
Dried grapes are raisins, but dried apples are still apples. Figs are figs, apricots are apricots, but plums are prunes. And no one knows wtf a date is.
What goes on here?
Lol my dad is getting all excited about my youtube and talking about filming our trips to whole foods how cute